I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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