Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my being single is dangerous.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
