Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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