I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i believe in u and ur pee
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
