I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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