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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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