it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I can't turn off my feet"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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