you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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