it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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