You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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