If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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