what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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