The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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