Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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