Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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