i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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