I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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