Already got asked if we're dating
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
