Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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