yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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