Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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