Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think my moral compass just broke
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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