Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
