love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
