yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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