so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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