ugly people sure do ruin things
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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