Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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