You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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