I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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