She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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