I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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