I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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