He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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