so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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