i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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