She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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