Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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