no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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