Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Houston, we have a squirter
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
