The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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