dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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