I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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