Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
