they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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