Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i now understand why vodka
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
