So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
fuck your aforementioned shoe
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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