talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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