u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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