Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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