DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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