Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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