There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize